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[davethebrave]

My sacrifice to Thoth worked! I was neither a priest of Thoth, nor a medjty, so when I washed and oiled the statue and dressed it in the finest of linens I was hesitant. But by the time I finished the powder, rouge and and sacred anointing oil, I was fairly sure Thoth would be pleased and grant insight and inspiration to the sexy ladies pretending to be men pretending to be ladies who are actually men (who are secretly hermaphrodites) of Lucid TV. I offered up food and water to him, mostly just some thai leftovers I couldn't finish because I'd already had kind of a big breakfast, but if Thoth is as wise as they say, he'd know thai food is pretty good and just eat it. I mean, it was still a little warm even.

And then I killed thirty children. Not a standard sacrifice, I just didn't like the way they looked at me when I passed by the park on the way to the secret basement temple.

Here's to at least two more updates within the span of a month before I have to construct an entire temple to ramp up my favour with Great and Wise Thoth.

P.S. Ibis penises are like shivs. I would want one in prison.

[Stephanie O'Donnell]

The standard is like half that, right? I think if you double it, you get a badge or something. Or at least a Dairy Queen coupon.

[davethebrave]

A Thoth-run Dairy Queen? I smell a sitcom with lots of product placement!

[John]

All well and good, but you'd have like four more strips by now if you had thought to put the children's genitalia in canopic jars and pile them atop the sacrifice.

Thai food is good but they seriously need to relax with the peanuts---so sayeth the scrivener-king of the Nile.

[davethebrave]

Fuck that. Peanuts are there to ensure that people with allergies are wiped off the face of Thailand. Survival of the delicious.

[Pistnbroke]

We still ive in hope! Please?

[davethebrave]

I've in hope as well.

Wait, what?

[Pistnbroke]

live*

[Pistnbroke]

Yay another one :D